If you're thinking of coming to Ireland, you may want to study these roadsigns that Jennifer and I have learned through painstaking application of cunning insight to decipher. See if you can follow along:
"If this happens to you, you cannot say you were not warned."
"Danger - Volkswagen Beetles descending ahead."
"This man is falling to his death. So would you."
"Stupid people try to cross the street here. If you run them over, the road will be bumpy."
"If you continue along this path, bad things will happen."
"Irish children dress and play like Dick and Jane. Do not crush them please."
"Don't throw these rocks - they are very old."
"If you continue driving onto these train tracks, well, you will be crushed."
"Pray. Now."
These are great! And they remind me of some interesting signage I saw in Hungary.... The best (?) was a picture of an exploding car posted at the entrance to a parking garage. I'm still not sure if it was a warning, a suggestion, or something entirely different.
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