You Know You've Been on the Playa a While When...

• bacon grease drips on your arm and makes your arm cleaner.
• you rub your eyes and see dust sprinkle out of your eyebrows.
• having a conversation with a naked person no longer gives you pause.
• you wake up to an art car driving by blaring Wind Beneath my Wings at 11 and just roll over and try to go back to sleep.
• your legs are so chalky, you can use it like a reverse chalk board.
  
• you think just maybe you could spin a flaming hulu-hoop too.
• a one half-gallon shower, every other day, is absolute BLISS.